Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Don't worry


Early last week, it occurred to me that I don't actually live in the present. I feel like I live in the future. Sometimes it seems that every minute of my day is spent worrying about the next minute of my day. I'm missing the here and the now because I'm too busy being anxious about the future. It doesn't ever stop either, you could worry your entire life away without enjoying/experiencing it. This isn't a fun way to be.




Do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.
Matthew 6:34
Yesterday is the past, tomorrow is the future; but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Useless piece of Information

Did you know...

-Liquorice can raise your blood pressure.

-A woman's arthritic pains will almost always disappear when she is pregnant.

-Cold water weighs less than hot.

-Frogs never drink. They absorb water from their surroundings by osmosis.

-Over 1500 new species have been found in Australian waters in the past 10 years.

-Humans produce about 40,000 litres of saliva in a lifetime.

-It takes about 550 peanuts to make a jar of Peanut Butter.

-A man's voice is deeper than a woman's because males have longer vocal chords.

-The Koala is one of the few land animals that does not require water to survive.

-The garfish has green bones.

-Hair grows slowest at night.

-The skeleton of a 70kg only weighs 13kg.

-Rats can swim for a kilometre without resting. They can also tread water for three days straight.

-Babies have taste buds all over the inside of their mouths, not just on their tongues.

-Six year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults laugh 15-100 times a day.

-Elephants and short-tailed shrews get only two hours of sleep a day.

-Impurities in gemstones give them their colour.

-On average, woman say 7000 words a day. Men manage just 2000.

-A cucumber is 96% water.

-Each King in a deck of cards represents a great leader from history: Spades-King David, Hearts-Charlemagne, Clubs-Alexander the Great,Diamonds-Julius Caesar.

-The term karaoke means 'empty orchestra'.


-When a woman is pregnant, her uterus expands to 500 times its normal size.

-The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other's shoulders.

-Clouds fly lower during the night than during the day.

-The oyster is usually ambisexual.It begins life as a male and becomes a female. It may go back and forth many time throughout its existence.

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

FaceBook Murray

Our lovable little stick-man named Murray has finally made it onto facebook ....
Check it out at http://www.facebook.com/editalbum.php?oid=149935752899&add=1&htmlup=1#/group.php?gid=149935752899


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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Mathophobic




Well today is a day worth remembering. Today I completed my final Maths question...EVER!

I am so happy I could cry! I have had a hard time with Math over the years and now it is all behind me!

Only 17 weeks of school left now. The countdown begins!

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Thursday, September 10, 2009

Golden Gaytime from Hell

So my friends 1 and 2, and I went out tonight, late night shopping. First we got maccas and then we ate Allen's Snakes.
Lots.
We had snake-aches.
Then we decided to go and get these new drinks from KFC. They are golden gaytimes, but not your average ice-cream, these are gaytimes in a cup with a straw.
So we were waiting in the drive through after an embarrassing episode of handing the little man in the square window $12 in 2o cent pieces and were waiting patiently for our drinks. Little did we know the Drama that would soon follow....Driving slowly up to the window where our drinks would magically appear from a young girl who definately had an evil glint in her eyes, we rolled the window down and smiled expectantly.
Now whether is was the fault of the stubby armed girl with the evil glint, or the stupidly placed garden between the car and tiny square window which made the distance way to long, or maybe even my anonymous friend 1's fault, we shall never know, but as our beloved drinks were thrown (not passed) down to us from the not-so-magic window, somehow, one unfortunate drink, ended up in anonymous friend 1's lap.
And on her jacket.
And in her car.
And on me.
And on her hand brake.
And on the steering wheel.
And on the carpet.
Suddenly these drinks did not look quite so appetising. The lumpy bits no longer looked like crunchy bits of chocolate and biscuit.
....still the hilariousness could not be stopped. My insides still hurt from how hard we laughed. We parked the car in the KFC car park...if you can call it a park and then anonymous friend number 2 was waiting in line to ask for napkins.
Now we don't know who to blame for this series of unfortunate events, but I still think it was the stubby arms and the evil glint.

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Saturday, August 29, 2009

$32.00

I spent a whole thirty-two bucks at the show yesterday. I agree with mum that they are 'money-wasters'. How I wish I fit under the child category, I could have got in for five bucks...instead, it cost twelve.

I just lost my train of thought, and I'm pretty sure that a woman with crazy, blond hair and what appeared to be a Santa-Hat on just walked past the side window...

But its probably the fairy floss talking.

Anyway, yes the show. Condo show. The place to be. It was pretty fun. I went on a ride, screamed my heart out [not out of terror of the ride mind you, but out of the thoughts running through my head about how well those things are put together] and then when I got off the ride I couldn't speak. And my throat really hurt. Stupid ride.

Ah gotta love the show. Oh and I found two bucks!

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Saturday, August 22, 2009

Animals are sometimes very funny

I thought you guys might enjoy these pictures. Jordan and I got some good laughs out of them:)